Neil Young Is My Hero. You Know

How Come Drummers Leave Their Drumsticks On The Dashboard Of Their Car? So They Can Park In The Handicapped Spaces.

There's Nothing I'd Rather Do Than Make Music. It's The Love Of My Life.

To Women, Drummers Seem Like These Adorable, Sexy Neanderthals, And Lead Singers Seem Mysterious And Dangerous. So While The Lead Singers All Want To Be David Bowie, Floating Into Parties And Being The Center Of Attention, It's The Drummers Who Are In The Corner Doing Keg Stands And Breaking Tables. Usually It's The Drummers Who Get The Fun-loving Ladies And The Singers Who Get The Nutcases.

Nickelback Walks Into A Bar...there's No Punchline Because Ruining Music Isn't Funny.

Joining A Band Without Ever Having Really Met The People Before, You Just Want To Be Musically Powerful.