Nature's A Tranquilizer As You Get Older.

Viewers Figure, 'uncle Willard Doesn't Know Any More About The Weather Than I Do.' They're Right.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Life Has Been A Fluke.

No Libraries, No Progress.

In High School, I Weighed 175 To 180. I Looked Like Abraham Lincoln. I Was 6-foot-3, Biggest Thing In The Class, But Tall, Not Fat.

There Are Plenty Of Good-looking Women Out There. Go Get Them.