Nasa Sends Probe To Uranus, People Everywhere

Rudolf The Red-nosed Reindeer, Dead At 53. Over Barcelona Today, The Famed Reindeer Was Hit By A Flock Of Seagulls And A 747. Eyewitnesses Report, That The Reindeer In Spain Was Hit Mainly By The Plane.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?

Every Song A Hit, Every Hit A Smack!

I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.

To Be A Dramatic Writer Takes Hard Work, Talent, And Discipline. And That's Why I Just Make Up Crap.