Nanny Ogg Knew How To Start Spelling

I’ve Seen Excitement, And I’ve Seen Boredom. And Boredom Was Best.

I'd Like To Sell A Lot Of Books.

I Think What Drove Me Away From Being A Reporter Was An Inability To Accept That The World Came In Neat Stories. Every Story You Have To Report Is Just Part Of Something Bigger. The News Isn't What Happened Last Night - It's Some Cumulative Thing That's Happened Over Centuries. I Found It Hard To Think Of One Event And Drag It Out Of A Bubbling Pot And Present It As The Story That Explains It All.

Do Not Act Incautiously When Confronting A Little Bald Wrinkly Smiling Man!

They Say That There Can Never Be Two Snowflakes That Are Exactly Alike, But Has Anyone Checked Lately?