My Works Were Designed To Amuse, Annoy,

You Don’t Ask A Writer What Typewriter He Uses.

Cut Out The Eye From A Photograph Of One Who Has Been Loved But Is Seen No More. Attach The Eye To The Pendulum Of A Metronome And Regulate The Weight To Suit The Tempo Desired. Keep Going To The Limit Of Endurance. With A Hammer Well-aimed, Try To Destroy The Whole At A Single Blow.

I Paint What Cannot Be Photographed, Something From The Imagination... I Photograph The Things I Don't Want To Paint, Things That Are Already In Existence.

Reality Is Fabricated Out Of Desire.

All My Life I Have Painted Pictures So That Certain People Would Drop Dead When They Looked At Them, But I Have Not Succeeded Yet. The Worst Painting Cant Hurt You, But A Bad Driver Can Kill You, A Bad Judge Can Send You To The Chair, A Bad Politician Can Ruin An Entire Country, That Is Why Even A Bad Painting Is Sacred.