My Wife Said To Me 'i Hope

People Think Living In Your Parents' Basement Until You're Twenty-nine Is Lame. But What They Don't Realize Is That While You're There, You Save Money On Rent, Food, And Dates.

The Best Comedy, I Feel, Comes In A Drama Because It Balances Each Other Out.

My Wife Gets All The Money I Make. I Just Get An Apple And Clean Clothes Every Morning.

I Can't Complain About My Career, That's For Sure.

My Daughter's Tricycle Said "some Assembly Required." It Came In A Jar.