My Wife And I Have Five Children

In My Old Neighborhood, A Boy Stopped Playing When He Began To Lose His Pulse. And Then He Became The Referee.

Human Beings Are The Only Creatures On Earth That Allow Their Children To Come Back Home.

I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"

Have You Ever Had A Cookie? Then You Won't Get Any Here Either.

'don't Worry About Senility', My Grandfather Used To Say.