My Wife And I Don't Have Kids

The More Suits I Owned, The More I Realized The Best Besuited Look A Man Can Achieve Comes From A Harmony Of Three Details: Fabric, Construction, And Fit. If The Suit Fits You Like A Glove And It's Well Made, You Simply Feel Better About Everything In Life When You're Wearing It.

Whatever Makes You Laugh Is Fine, And All We Can Do As Comedy Professionals Is Try To Steer You Towards Something That We Think Is A Little Better - But Not Put You Down Or Just Perplex You In The Process.

I'm Extremely, Extremely Lucky To Be Who I Am And Do What I Do And Work With The People I Work With. Even Though I Can Always Find Something To Complain About, I Find It Very Hard To Complain.

So Many Of My Friends Have Always Been Women Growing Up... I Always Feel Slightly More Comfortable Around Women Because With Guys In General There's Always More Of A Danger Zone... It's Very Aggressive Sometimes The Way Guys Act With Each Other, Putting Each Other Down And Calling Each Other Names, So I Was Always Too Sensitive For That And Used To Hang Out With The Girls. And They Were Always Really Funny To Me.

"nuclear" Is Nothing But Trouble. Do You Say "new-clear" Or Do You Say "nuke-you-ler"? Whoever Invented That Word Had Obviously Never Studied The Human Mouth. We Don't Have Enough Muscles In Our Face To Make That Group Of Letters Come Out Smoothly. The Word Is Missing A Middle Syllable, For Cryin' Out Loud.