My Theory Is To Enjoy Life, But

All People Have Their Blind Side-their Superstitions.

My Only Books Were Woman's Looks,- And Folly 's All They 've Taught Me.

Satire Does Not Look Pretty Upon A Tombstone.

I Always Arrive Late At The Office, But I Make Up For It By Leaving Early.

I Am Accounted By Some People As A Good Man. How Cheap That Character Is Acquired! Pay Your Debts, Don't Borrow Money, Nor Twist Your Kitten's Neck Off, Nor Disturb A Congregation, Etc., Your Business Is Done. I Know Things Of Myself, Which Would Make Every Friend I Have Fly Me As A Plague Patient.