My Specialty Is Being Right When Other

Opera Is When A Tenor And Soprano Want To Make Love, But Are Prevented From Doing So By A Baritone.

We Mustn't Be Stiff And Stand-off, You Know. We Must Be Thoroughly Democratic, And Patronize Everybody Without Distinction Of Class.

Americans Adore Me And Will Go On Adoring Me Until I Say Something Nice About Them.

Oh, The Frontier Of Hell And Heaven Is Only The Difference Between Two Ways Of Looking At Things.

Money Enables Us To Get What We Want Instead Of What Other People Think We Want.