My Son's Always Showing Me Pictures Of

I'm A Vulgar Lounge Entertainer, I Don't Need To Wear A Tie.

I Do A Public Access Show With Puppets. Puppets Called Actors, Tv And Movie Stars.

Fat Is Where Comedy Is Stored.

A Casino In South Dakota Was Robbed By A Man Dressed As A Mummy. The Police Described The Suspect As Anywhere Between 25 And 8,000 Years Old.

I Don't Like The Whole Blowing The Candles Out Ritual... Blowing Their Germs All Over The Cake. If I Want To Catch Something On My Birthday. I Don't Want It To Be From The Cake. If You Know What I'm Saying.