My Son Jack Once Said To Me,

I Live In A 9 Million Dollar Turd.

I Remember One Night In Memphis, I'd Come Out Of A Blackout, And I Didn't Know Where I Was. I'm Feeling Through The Darkness - I Was Asleep In The Middle Of A Freeway. I Went Up To This Car In The Darkness, And It Was A Cop Car.

My Son Jack Just Got Out Of Rehab, He's 17 Years Old And He Got Hooked On Oxycontin And I'm Just A Little Pissed Off That He Never Gave Me A Few.

Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like, Totally Different Than Being Drunk On A Bus.

The Birth Of A Doubt That Was Once Your Belief Is Drowning In The Tears That You Cry.