My Sisters Are Stronger And My Brother's

I Don't Know What Drives Me To Succeed. I Know I Want To Always Do The Best I Can.i Guess I Was Maybe In Little League Baseball As Far As I Wanted To Be Good At That. But School, I Certainly Wasn't The Best At That.

The Difference When You Have Kids Comes Up When Someone Wants To Meet You Out After 9:30 At Night. You Consider That Giant Sacrifice. You're Like, "do I Do This? Do I Stay Out Until 10:30 And Be Angry, All Of Tomorrow?

Wrap The Turkey Up In Aluminum Foil My Brother Likes To Masturbate With Baby Oil.

I Do Feel Good Doing Them [family-friendly Movies], But It's Not Going To Be My Way Of Life. I'm A Comedian.

The Only Reason I Got Into Stand-up Was Because My Brother Told Me To. I Had No Idea What I Was Going To Do With My Life. I Was 17 And My Brother Went To A Comedy Club And He Said - You Can Do That.