My Self-absorption Warms Me; Yours Boils Me.

As Every Cockroach Knows, Thriving On Poisons Is The Secret Of Success.

Old Age: I Fall Asleep During The Funerals Of My Friends.

Money Gives Me More Energy Than All The Granola Bars In The World.

I Would Enjoy Experiencing The Hollowness Of Success At First- Hand.

The Squabbles Of Philandering Zeus And Shrewish Hera Are The Greeks' Comment On Married Life.