My Religion? Well, My Dear, I Am

As 99 Per Cent Of English Authors And 100 Per Cent Of American Ones [authors] Are Just Such Imbeciles, Managers And Publishers Make A Practice Of Asking For Every Right The Author Possesses.

I Would Like To Take You Seriously, But To Do So Would Be An Affront To Your Intelligence.

In A Living Society Every Day Is A Day Of Judgment; And Its Recognition As Such Is Not The End Of All Things But The Beginning Ofa Real Civilization.

Consciousness Of A Fact Is Not Knowing It: If It Were, The Fish Would Know More Of The Sea Than The Geographers And The Naturalists.

You Have A Choice Of Trusting The Natural Stability Of Gold, Or The Honesty And Intelligence Of Members Of Government.