My Prodigious Sin Was, And Still Is,

The Cinema Is Little More Than A Fad. It's Canned Drama. What Audiences Really Want To See Is Flesh And Blood On The Stage.

I Thought I Would Dress In Baggy Pants, Big Shoes, A Cane And A Derby Hat. Everything A Contradiction: The Pants Baggy, The Coat Tight, The Hat Small And The Shoes Large.

Failure Is Unimportant. It Takes Courage To Make A Fool Of Yourself.

I Remain Just One Thing, And One Thing Only - And That Is A Clown. It Places Me On A Far Higher Plane Than Any Politician.

Words Seem So Futile, So Feeble. You Are All Such Lovely, Beautiful People ... Thank You.