My Personal Life And My Artistic Life

So Here's To The Girls On The Go Everybody Tries. Look Into Their Eyes, And You'll See What They Know: Everybody Dies. A Toast To That Invincible Bunch, The Dinosaurs Surviving The Crunch. Let's Hear It For The Ladies Who Lunch Everybody Rise!

I Don't Like The Word 'career'. When Somebody Says To Me, 'oh, You've Had Such A Wonderful Career', I Think, 'career - That's After You're Dead.' I Just Don't Think That Way.

Musical Comedies Aren't Written, They Are Rewritten.

I Played The Organ When I Went To Military School, When I Was 10. They Had A Huge Organ, The Second-largest Pipe Organ In New York State. I Loved All The Buttons And The Gadgets. I've Always Been A Gadget Man.

There's A Hole In The World Like A Great Black Pit And The Vermin Of The World Inhabit It And Its Morals Aren't Worth What A Pig Could Spit And It Goes By The Name Of London. At The Top Of The Hole Sit The Privileged Few Making Mock Of The Vermin In The Lonely Zoo Turning Beauty To Filth And Greed... I Too Have Sailed The World And Seen Its Wonders, For The Cruelty Of Men Is As Wonderous As Peru But There's No Place Like London!