My Opponents Make Good Moves Too. Sometimes

There's No One Alive I Can't Beat.

My Sister Bought Me A Set At A Candy Store And Taught Me The Moves.

I Am Not Today, Nor Have I Ever Been A Jew, And As A Matter Of Fact, I Am Uncircumcised.

I Am Boring. I Am Boring!

When I Win, I'll Put My Title On The Line Every Year, Maybe Even Twice. I'll Give Players A Chance To Beat Me.