My Mother Was The Sweetest Lady Who

I Don't Know Why America Always Thinks She Has To Run All Around The World Forcing People To Take Our Way Of Governance At The Barrel Of A Gun. When You've Got Something Really Good, You Don't Have To Force It On People. They Will Steal It!

We Used To Root For The Indians Against The Cavalry, Because We Didn't Think It Was Fair In The History Books That When The Cavalry Won It Was A Great Victory, And When The Indians Won It Was A Massacre.

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

America Has The Mightiest Military On The Planet, And They Didn't Get There With Entertainers.

The Only Thing I Like About St. Louis Is It Has The Best Zoo In America, In Forest Park. Washington University Is Next Door To The Zoo. Animals Get Out, They're Going To Eat White People Before They Get To The Ghetto!