My Mother Was Like A Sister To

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

I Got A Job At An Amusement Park. I Like To Make The Rides More Terrifying By Throwing A Couple Of Screws Onto The Seats.

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.

I Love To Go Down To The Schoolyard And Watch All The Little Children Jump Up And Down And Run Around Yelling And Screaming. They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks.

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.