My Lawyers Will Fricassee Your Testicles For

I Write Seven Days A Week, Starting At 4 O'clock In The Morning, Including Christmas.

Futurists Don't Consider Overpopulation One Of The Issues Of The Future. They Consider It The Issue Of The Future.

She Saved My Life...and I’ve Ruined Hers. They Sat In Silence For A Full Minute, The Air Between Them Growing Heavy, As If They Both Wanted To Speak, And Yet Had Nothing To Say. They Were Strangers, After All, On A Brief And Bizarre Journey That Had Just Reached A Fork In The Road, Each Of Them Now Needing To Find Seperate Paths.

Stand Tall, Smile Bright, And Let 'em Wonder What Secret's Making You Laugh.

As Strange As This May Sound, I Very Seldom Read Fiction. Because My Novels Require So Much Research, Almost Everything I Read Is Non - Fiction - Histories, Biographies, Translations Of Ancient Texts.