My Last Son Is Leaving To Go

If I Hadn't Fought Back, I Might Have Been Gidget Forever.

People, I Just Want To Say, You Know, Can We All Get Along?

I Did Comedies For 10 Years And I Learned A Great Deal.

I've Had Such An Odd Career. I Always Wanted To Be A Great Actor. I Wanted To Be Katharine Hepburn - Ish - There Was A Bit Of Nobility About Her. Instead I've Always Felt Like The Mutt Standing On The Sidelines, Panting And Saying, "me, Too! How About Me?" That's Just Part Of My Personality.

But There Isn't Any Second Half Of Myself Waiting To Plug In And Make Me Whole. It's There. I'm Already Whole.