My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund,

When A Musical Act Performs, The Black Audience Goes Crazy For All The Stuff, The Album Cuts, Everything. White Audiences, They're Nice And All, But They're Not Going To Lose It Until They Get The Hits. Comedy Is The Same Thing.

You Don't Pay Taxes - They Take Taxes.

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!

I Just Remember That Whenever I Got Really Mad Or Passionate, Like In An Argument, People Would Laugh, And I'd Be Dead Serious. It Would Happen A Lot. So It Was Like, Gee, I've Got Something Here.

Community College Is Like A Disco With Books: "here's Ten Dollars; Let Me Get My Learn On!"