My Kid Was A Great Baseball Player.

I Never Saw My Dad Cry. My Son Saw Me Cry. My Dad Never Told Me He Loved Me, And Consequently I Told Scott I Loved Him Every Other Minute. The Point Is, I'll Make Less Mistakes Than My Dad, My Sons Hopefully Will Make Less Mistakes Than Me, And Their Sons Will Make Less Mistakes Than Their Dads.

No Matter What Heights You Achieve, Even If You're Brad Pitt, The Slide Is Coming, Sure As Death And Taxes.

Some Guys Say Beauty Is Only Skin Deep. But When You Walk Into A Party, You Don't See Somebody's Brain. The Initial Contact Has To Be The Sniffing.

What's The Difference Between Sex And Love? I Have Four Wives And Five Kids. I Apparently Don't Know The Difference.

I Really Believe That You Grow Up A Certain Way In New York. There's A New York Morality, A Sense Of Loyalty. You Know How To Win And Lose. There's A Thousand Kids Outside, You Know Who To Push And Who Not To Push. There's A Sixth Sense You Develop Just Because It's New York.