My Idea Of Fast Food Is A

Jerry [garcia] Got High And Jerry's Dead. I Went Hunting And I'm Still Ted.

If Barack Obama Becomes The President In November Again, I Will Either Be Dead Or In Jail By This Time Next Year.

Ninety-plus Percent Of Police/community Relations Is Simply Wonderful - Where People Obey The Law, Don't Resist Arrest, Don't Attack Cops And Don't Threaten Lives, Everyone Gets Along Just Fine. When The President [barack Obama] Constantly Sides With The Worst Thugs Out There And With The Black Lives Matter Terrorists, And The Media Lies Constantly, We The People Better Get To The Truth Asap.

We Use Our Tax Dollars To Pay Some Bureaucrat To Kill A Mountain Lion, Dig A Hole And Bury This Precious Beast. No One Gets To Eat It, Nobody Gets To Buy Licenses, Fees And Taxes Themselves. And That's Only After A Mountain Lion Has Killed Somebody! Oh My God! And The Osbournes Are Still No. 1!

I Hump The Wild To Take It All In, There Is No Bag Limit On Happiness.