My Husband And I Are Either Going

When I Was A Kid, I Had Two Friends, And They Were Imaginary And They Would Only Play With Each Other.

In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success If It Outlasts Milk.

The Word 'aerobics' Came About When The Gym Instructors Got Together And Said: If We're Going To Charge $10 An Hour, We Can't Call It Jumping Up And Down.

I Suffer From Peroxide Phobia. Every Time I've Gotten Near A Blond Woman, Something Of Mine Has Disappeared. Jobs, Boyfriends... One Time An Angora Sweater Leaped Right Off My Body.

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.