My Home Is Where I Work, And

Second To Agriculture, Humbug Is The Biggest Industry Of Our Age.

I Am A Misanthrope And Yet Utterly Benevolent, Have More Than One Screw Loose Yet Am A Super-idealist Who Digests Philosophy More Efficiently Than Food.

It Is Not Sufficient To Be Worthy Of Respect In Order To Be Respected.

I Would Not Leave Anything To A Man Of Action As He Would Be Tempted To Give Up Work; On The Other Hand, I Would Like To Help Dreamers As They Find It Difficult To Get On In Life.

Lawyers Have To Make A Living, And Can Only Do So By Inducing People To Believe That A Straight Line Is Crooked.