My God, I'm Four Hundred Years Old

Well, We Can Skip Childhood Because I Didn't Have Any. Not One Goddam Moment On The Good Ship Lollipop.

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Sensitive Husbands Don't Like Second Billing. I Don't Believe Franchot Ever For A Moment Resented The Fact That I Was A Star. Possibly He Resented Hollywood's Refusal To Let Him Forget It. There Was Never A Doubt In My Mind That His Talent Was Greater Than Mine.

All That Time Hanging Around The Sets, Watching Norma Shearer Make The Most Of Her Three Expressions, Was A Help.

I'd Like To Think Every Director I've Worked With Has Fallen In Love With Me, I Know Dorothy Arzner Did.