My First Phone Was Two Tin Cans

I Never, Ever Get Involved In Politics. With Politics You Are Not Allowed To Be Honest. I Don't Have Time To Deal With That. I Would Rather Work With Kids.

I've Been Around Longer Than Most Of My Fans Have Been Alive.

Some People Say That Less Is More. But I Think More Is More.

[on Being Overweight:] If I Tried To Haul Ass, I Would Have To Make Two Trips.

My Nails Are My Rhythm Section When I'm Writing A Song All Alone. Some Day, I May Cut An Album, Just Me And My Nails.