My Fear Is That, As Soon As

It's This Simple Law, Which Every Writer Knows, Of Taking Two Opposites And Putting Them In A Room Together. I Love Anything With Cartman And Butters At The Same Time, It's Great.

My Dad Was Just A Big Joseph Campbell Nut.

Basically ... Out Of All The Ridiculous Religion Stories Which Are Greatly, Wonderfully Ridiculous—the Silliest One I've Ever Heard Is, 'yeah ... There's This Big Giant Universe And It's Expanding, It's All Gonna Collapse On Itself And We're All Just Here Just 'cause ... Just 'cause'. That, To Me, Is The Most Ridiculous Explanation Ever.

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

So We're Considering Doing A New Christmas Album, Because There's Been Christmas Episodes Since Then, And Maybe Finally Do The Version Of 'the Most Offensive Song Ever' With Lyrics Intact.