My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is

I Remember I Was So Crabby In My Third Trimester - I Got Gestational Diabetes Because I'd Been Acting Like I Was In A One-woman Pie-eating Contest.

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.

I Lied On My Weight Watchers List. I Put Down That I Had 3 Eggs... But They Were Cadbury Chocolate Eggs.