My Father Was All Brain And Little

Well, Isn't It Splendid & Rather Toffee?

Cheat? Good Heavens, This Is An Amateur Cricket Match Amongst Leading Prep Schools, I'm An Englishman And A Schoolmaster Supposedly Setting An Example To His Young Charges. We Are Playing The Most Artistic And Beautiful Game Ever Devised. Of Course I'll Cunting Well Cheat. Now, Give Me My Robe And Put On My Crown. I Have Immortal Longings In Me.

Taste Every Fruit Of Every Tree In The Garden At Least Once. It Is An Insult To Creation Not To Experience It Fully. Temperance Is Wickedness.

Money And Fame Are Trashy And Don't Guarantee Happiness, But We All Refuse Really To Know It.

Because, Let's Face It, I Do Not Get Offered The Parts That Brad Pitt Has Just Turned Down.