My Father Was A Very Funny Man,

I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb Jokes, And I Like Dumb Jokes Done Smartly.

People Ask Me To Record Their Answering Machines All The Time. I Love It. It's A Miracle To Me That People Want To Hear Back Those Characters.

I Once Thought I Had Mono For An Entire Year. It Turned Out I Was Just Really Bored.

I Like My Privacy. I Love Being A Part Of [films], But When I'm Not Doing Stuff, I Like To Go Away. I Enjoy Being A Person, A Great Deal.

And I Thought, When I Have Kids, That's The Sort Of Well Told, Silly, And Fun Fairy Tale That I Would Want To Take Them To. But It Was An Amazing Experience. And I Think Shrek Is A Real Classic, A Fairy Tale Classic.