My Father Has A High Opinion Of

In These Tough Economic Times, Everybody Has To Cut Back. I Am Down To Three Tabs Of Ecstasy A Day.

I'm Very Much About Letting Other People Shine, Because It Makes Us All Shine Brighter.

I Understand That If You're A Kid In Indonesia, You Need To Smoke Because You Just Got Off Work At The Nike Factory.

You Do Not Own A Dog. You Have A Dog. And The Dog Has You

It's Hard On An All-gay Softball Team Because No One Knows If They Want To Be A Pitcher Or A Catcher.