My Fans Want My Shirt. They Can

The Only Exercise I Get Is On The Stage. If I Didn't Get That, I'd Get A Little Round Around The Tummy, As Much As I Eat.

I Don't Know Anything About Music. In My Line You Don't Have To.

I Like Pork Chops And Country Ham, Creamed Potatoes, Stuff Like That. Redeye Gravy. It Comes From Ham, Bacon, Stuff Like That. It's The Grease That You Fry It In. I Eat A Lot Of Jell-o. Fruit Jell-o.

I'll Never Make It, It Will Never Happen, Because They're Never Going To Hear Me 'cause They're Screaming All The Time.

More Than Anything Else, I Want The Folks Back At Home To Think Right Of Me.