My Existence Went Up About 12 Levels

I Am Just A Little Tired Of The Stones And The Beatles, And I Don't Care If I Ever Hear 'louie Louie' Ever Again.

I Know It Sounds Corny, Man, But I Like To Bring Folks Joy, And I Like To Have A Good Time. I Know Folks Like To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Good Time. You Sure As Hell Don't Want To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Bad Day.

From 1958 To 1964, That's Real Rock N' Roll. Then The Beatles Hit And Everyone Sounded Like Them.

Half The Time I Feel Like I'm Appealing To The Downer Freaks Out There. We Start To Play One Downer Record After Another Until I Begin To Get Down Myself. Give Me Something From 1960 Or Something; Let Me Get Up Again. The Music Of Today Is For Downer Freaks, And I'm An Upper.

A Little Mordida, Here. A Little Mordida, There.