My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My

I Was My Own Buddy In Camp.

The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me On Stage Is Someone Ran Forward To Tell Me They Loved Me And Projectile Vomited All Over The Stage. It Was Horrible.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others

One Of The Most Rebellious Things A Woman Can Do Is Allow People To Think She’s Mean.

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.