My Dad Has A Really Great Record

Making Every Record Is A Process Full Of Tough Times.

It's Really Hard To Even Talk About The Internet Without Seeming Instantly Corny.

There Aren't That Many People Walking About Who Are A Total Class Stereotype.

We Live In Such Extreme Times That I Think We All Have A Responsibility To Be Aware Of What's Happening And Talk About It.

But You Know What? When I Die, Everybody Is Invited To Come Take A Selfie At My Funeral. Except For My Enemies. They're Not Invited To The Funeral, Period.