My Cousins Gay, He Went To London

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.