My College Degree Was In Theater. But

A Balanced Diet May Be The Best Medicine. I Was Eating Too Much Good Eats. But People Consider That Part Of Your Job, You Know? Eat. And I Do!

I Have Nothing But Sympathy For The People Who Are Forced To Work With Me. I'm Better Now At Picking Out Those That Want To Play That Game With Me, And Those That Don't.

Molecular Gastronomy Is Not Bad... But Without Sound, Basic Culinary Technique, It Is Useless.

The Worst Food You'll Ever Eat Will Probably Be Prepared By A 'cook' Who Calls Himself A 'chef.' Mark My Words.

I'm An Absolute Connoisseur Of Cheeseburgers And Like To Think That I Can Detect Even Mere Percentages Of Shift In Fat Content In Ground Meat In A Burger And Can Actually Name The Temperature To Which It Was Actually Cooked To The Degree If I'm, You Know, Really On My Game.