My Cats, The Ones That I Have,

There Are A Lot Of Things That I'm Allowing Myself To Be, But It's A Conscious Effort To Experience Contentment For Me. My Brain Doesn't Do That Naturally. I'm Very Overwhelmed All Of The Time.

It's Not All About Love. That's Half Of It... The Other Half Is About That Moment You Have With Yourself When You're Looking In The Mirror, And You Just Go, 'oh Man. I'm Going To Compromise My Dreams, Get Fat, Sick, Old And Die Someday. I Kind Of Want To Have Someone Around For That.'

I'm Just Looking For Authentic Engagement Of Some Kind, And Usually, After An Hour Or More, You Get That. Some People Talk At You. Some People Just Want To Answer Questions, But A Lot Of Times, All Of A Sudden You Drift Away, And You Don't Remember You're On The Mic, And You're In Something Real.

When I Was A Young Kid I Loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett And Jackie Vernon.

I Just Wanted To Be A Good Comic And Had No Sense Of Show Business, But At Some Point You Want The Opportunity To Write A Show About Your Life.