My Breasts Are Beautiful, And I Gotta

[comedian Jerry Seinfeld Was Nominated For A Grammy For His Spoken-word Children's Album] Halloween... Don't Give Up On Me.

I Don't Have Great Thighs. I Have Very Big Breasts And A Soft, Fatty Little Tummy. And I've Got Back Fat. People Assume That I'm Walking Around In Little Spaghetti-strap Dresses. It's Insidious - Glam Jamie, The Perfect Jamie, The Great Figure, Blah, Blah, Blah. And I Don't Want The Unsuspecting 40-year-old Women Of The World To Think That I've Got It Going On. It's Such A Fraud. And I'm The One Perpetuating It.

I Think I Felt That I Was Very Well Known For My Figure And Needed To Keep That Up For My Work. And I Regret All Of It. I Felt Fraudulent And Very Shameful.

To Make New Friends You Have Be Willing To Put In The Time.

Well, I Could Do It For A Day, But I Wouldn't Want To Be A Teenager Again. I Really Wouldn't.