My Bed Is Actually Two King Beds

When I'm Asked What My Girls Will Think When They Grow Up, I'll Tell Them That They Have To Keep Their Clothes On Till They're 40. But When They're 40, They Can Make Their Own Decisions.

Every Couple Years When Mr. [hugh] Hefner Would Call, I Would Very Graciously Decline, Because My Mom Would Kill Me, And I Thought It Was More Mysterious Keeping My Clothes On.

I'm A Valley Girl. You Can't Get Me Out Of The Valley, I'm Still Here.

Here In America We So Are For Family Values, Yet Insurance Companies Do Not Cover All Fertility Procedures.

There's So Many Celebrities Now On The Internet And I Feel That I Was Such A Pioneer. Now Everybody, Your Dog Can Have A Website.