My Admiration For The Phenomenon Of Alcoholics

It Is A Remarkably Beautiful Piece Of Home Furnishing, The Oscar. I Used To Keep It Up In Front Of A Mirror So That It Looked Like Two

I Am Rich From The Bequests Other Gifted People Have Seen Fit To Leave To Me.

Alcohol Is A Very Patient Drug. It Will Wait For The Alcoholic To Pick It Up One More Time.

I Was Taught To Be Anti-jewish.

I Have Reached A State In Life Where I Can Buy A Whole House Full Of Chairs And Can Bump Into Them Until They Are Black And Blue