Musical Comedies Aren't Written, They Are Rewritten.

Todd: The History Of The World, My Love -- Lovett: Save A Lot Of Graves, Do A Lot Of Relatives Favors! Todd: Is Those Below Serving Those Up Above! Lovett: Ev'rybody Shaves, So There Should Be Plenty Of Flavors! Todd: How Gratifying For Once To Know Both: That Those Above Will Serve Those Down Below!

Oscar Hammerstein Was A Surrogate Father. I Liked My Father A Lot, He Was A Swell Fellow, But I Didn’t See Him Very Often Because My Mother Was Bitter About Him And Did Everything She Could To Prevent Me From Seeing Him.

I Love Computers. I Love Writing On Them. I Love Gadgetry. The Thing Is: I Am A Slow Reader. So, If I Am Going To Get My Work Done, I Read, Like, A Newspaper And That's It. If I Got Into Websites And The Internet, I Wouldn't Get Any Work Done.

Slotted Spoons Don't Hold Much Soup.

The Man I'll Never Be, Who Remembers Him?