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As You Know, Birds Do Not Have Sexual Organs Because They Would Interfere With Flight.

We Decide To Start With The Best-known Sight Of All, The One That, More Than Any Other, Exemplifies What The Big Apple Is All About: The Islip Garbage Barge.

The Reason It's Called "grape Nuts" Is That It Contains "dextrose," Which Is Also Sometimes Called "grape Sugar," And Also Because "grape Nuts" Is Catchier, In Terms Of Marketing, Than "a Cross Between Gerbil Food And Gravel," Which Is What It Tastes Like.

Those Who Can't Laugh At Themselves Leave The Job To Others.

Your Guess Is As Good As Mine. Better Probably, Because You Haven't Had Four Beers.