Mothers Are The Only Race Of People

There Is A Horse Here-the Furthest North Of Any Horse, And He Eats Fish And Travels On Snowshoes.

After Eating An Entire Bull, A Mountain Lion Felt So Good He Started Roaring. He Kept It Up Until A Hunter Came Along And Shot Him... The Moral: When You're Full Of Bull, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

What The Country Needs Is Dirtier Fingernails And Cleaner Minds.

A Difference Of Opinion Is What Makes Horse Racing And Missionaries.