Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.

If You Get Too Well-known, You Can Never Be A Comedian's Comedian, It Just Won't Sit Well. But I'm Fine With That. I'm Fine With That Label.

The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Drama Is To Be Truthful. You Can Be Truthful And Funny, But If You're Not Truthful In A Drama Than The Audience Leaves You.

If You've Never Seen An Elephant Ski, Then You've Never Been On Acid.

Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!

They Say The Universe Started With A Big Bang. I Hope Everybody Stood Well Back.