Most Stick People Are Black.

Laborers Want Their Kids To Be Merchants Or Business People. Business People Want Their Kids To Be Professionals. Professionals Want Their Kids To Be Academics, Professors. Academics Want Their Kids To Be Artists. And Artists Don't Care If Their Kids Are Laborers Or Not. They Can Be Anything.

I Bought A Cactus. A Week Later It Died. And I Got Depressed, Because I Thought, Damn. I Am Less Nurturing Than A Desert.

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

Love Is, And I Hope It Never Isn't.

My Plumbing Is All Screwed Up. Because It Turns Out, I Do Not Own A Garbage Disposal.