Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From

I Don't Mess With That Cat. I'm Pretty Sure He Carries A Blade Under His Jersey.

They Always Try To Make It Like Jocks Discriminate Against Gay People. I've Been A Big Proponent Of Gay Marriage For A Long Time, Because As A Black Person, I Can't Be In For Any Form Of Discrimination At All.

If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would Be Christmas.

When You Get Arrested It's In Big Letters. When You Get Acquitted It's In Small Letters.

I Didnt Wear The Pink Panties Because I Didnt Want America Going Crazy With Excitement.